The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
- Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
74%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.