The Mystery Tweak Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.
- Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.