The Phantom Flag Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hooper's stadium. Only over Hooper.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hooper's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.