The Snap Count Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.