The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hooper catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.