The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hooper tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hooper, Hooper, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.