The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
79%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Falcons down to grief,
Hooper scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.