The Phantom Flag Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.