The Snap Count Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Hooper's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Hooper stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
73%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.