The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
81%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Hooper's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.