The Phantom Flag Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Hooper lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
76%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hooper, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.