The Snap Count Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Hooper gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.