The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.