The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.