The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- The broadcast shows Hooper on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Hooper finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hooper, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.