The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Ref: "Number Hooper, that's a flag." Hooper: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Hooper stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
74%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hooper drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.