The Late Scratch Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Hooper gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Stanford's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.