The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Hooper's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hooper's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.