The Invisible Route Hex of Austin Hooper
Austin Hooper · ATL · TE
“Hooper finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hooper's week
- Hooper will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hooper is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
92%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hooper drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Austin Hooper in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Austin Hooper is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Austin Hooper actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.