The Sack Spiral Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Mayfield will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
75%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayfield's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.