The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mayfield's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.