The Sideline-Scold Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mayfield's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Mayfield, Mayfield, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.