The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oklahoma's biggest rival.
- Mayfield is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
86%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mayfield drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.