The Mystery Tweak Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mayfield slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
87%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.