The Intentional Grounding Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Mayfield's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
82%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mayfield's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.