The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Mayfield gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mayfield's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Every deep ball Mayfield throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
85%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mayfield, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.