The Hamstring Hex of Baker Mayfield
Baker Mayfield · TB · QB
“Ref: "Number Mayfield, that's a flag." Mayfield: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mayfield's week
- Mayfield will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mayfield is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
90%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mayfield's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Baker Mayfield in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baker Mayfield is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baker Mayfield actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.