The Mystery Tweak Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Ravens defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
77%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Ravens scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.