The Phantom Flag Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Ravens defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.
87%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ravens's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.