The Prevent Defense Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ravens, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.