The Mystery Tweak Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Ravens defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
76%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ravens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Derrick Henry
- Zay Flowers
- Mark Andrews
- Ja'Kobi Lane
- Harrison Mevis
- Elijah Sarratt
- Jacoby Brissett
- Rashod Bateman
- Justice Hill
- Riley Patterson
- Nick Vannett
- Houston Texans
FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.