The Snap Count Hex of Baltimore Ravens
Baltimore Ravens defense
“The Ravens defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Baltimore Ravens defense's week
- The Ravens offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Ravens defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
89%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ravens drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Baltimore Ravens defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Baltimore Ravens defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Baltimore Ravens defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.