The Hamstring Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Roethlisberger, the end zone is a rumor.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Roethlisberger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.