The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Roethlisberger's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.