The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Roethlisberger tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Roethlisberger's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.