The Intentional Grounding Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- The play clock hits zero on Roethlisberger four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Roethlisberger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.