The Snap Count Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“Roethlisberger slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Roethlisberger gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Roethlisberger drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.