The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Roethlisberger will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Roethlisberger, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.