The Late Scratch Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Roethlisberger's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.