The Overthrow Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Roethlisberger will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Roethlisberger, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.