The Kneel-Down Hex of Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger · PIT · QB
“At 39, Roethlisberger is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Roethlisberger's week
- Roethlisberger gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (OH)'s biggest rival.
- Ref: "Number Roethlisberger, that's a flag." Roethlisberger: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Giants fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Roethlisberger drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben Roethlisberger in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben Roethlisberger is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben Roethlisberger actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.