The Fumble Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
VanSumeren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.