The Committee Backfield Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- VanSumeren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take VanSumeren's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.