The Garbage-Time Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over VanSumeren's stadium. Only over VanSumeren.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- VanSumeren is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
VanSumeren, VanSumeren, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.