The Snap Count Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- VanSumeren gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
VanSumeren drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.