The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases VanSumeren's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
VanSumeren scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.