The Mystery Tweak Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- VanSumeren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
VanSumeren drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.