The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
VanSumeren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.