The Phantom Flag Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- Coach says VanSumeren is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- VanSumeren gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
VanSumeren, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.