The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Ben VanSumeren
Ben VanSumeren · KC · RB
“VanSumeren's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins VanSumeren's week
- VanSumeren will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- VanSumeren tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
82%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
VanSumeren, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Ben VanSumeren in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Ben VanSumeren is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Ben VanSumeren actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.